Cheerleaders Defeat Football Players in Arm Wrestling

This is my first foray into fake news. Let me explain. Like many cheerleading squads across the country, the Owatonna High School football cheerleading squad has adopted the practice of some of the squad members doing pushups every time the team scores. The number of pushups depends on the team’s total score after each score.…

The Kemper Museum of Contemporary Art, Part One

For my views on contemporary art see this post of mine from 2014. I’m basically of the opinion that contemporary art requires a viewer to interact with works of art in a more complex and mysterious way than traditional art does. With that being said, here is Part One of my latest encounter with contemporary art…

Miracle On Top of Miracle

Jesus Walks on Water – Matthew 14:22-33 Immediately he made the disciples get into the boat and go before him to the other side, while he dismissed the crowds. [23] And after he had dismissed the crowds, he went up on the mountain by himself to pray. When evening came, he was there alone, [24]…

The Morality of Totality – The Great American Eclipse

The morality of totality Heavenly bodies move In a celestial groove Just a coincidence The sudden popularity of nerds Sizygy, not a typo, As commentators weep Don’t look at the sun It will hurt your God-given eyes. Eclipse gum, glasses, binoculars Midnight Milky Way Sun chips The fastest three minutes in the sky Clouds gather,…